βπ monday madness: early bird edition
Posted: Mon 10 August
Location: buffalo, ny
Poster age: 32
Who decided Monday mornings had to be boring
I'm up early, feeling playful, and opening a very limited number of car-date
spots this morning for anyone who'd rather start his week with a little private
attention than another cup of coffee. π
Come steal a little time with me before the rest of the world catches up.
π₯ EARLY BIRD SPECIAL AVAILABLE NOW
π Private car dates
β° Until 11:30 am ONLY
π Limited availability
β‘ First come, first served
Text βMADNESSβ to claim the early-bird special before my morning schedule
fills.
Your Monday can be responsible again later. π